IKIGANIRO HAGATI YA PETERO NKURUNZIZA, BUNYONI NA DOLOFO (Ikigabane c’icumi na rimwe).

Petero Nkurunziza: …(agacerere kanini…. Nkurunziza ariko yiyumvira gose….) Bon…

Dolofo:… imbere yuko dusubira kurirya dossier yabarya bakecuru,Bob Rugurika, nibihugu vya buraya, n’ibindi n’ibindi, nagomba mbanze mbaze ingene amahera yaya deal ya commande y’igisoda n’igipolisi yo mubu Shinwa yagenze; kuko mparuye nasanze jewe mwampaye make! Oya, intica ntikize! Mwampaye amacica!

Bunyoni: Gute?

Dolofo: Uti gute? Marché irenza imiriyaridi ijana jewe mukampa imiriyoni amajana atanu gusa! Erega narabajije urya mu KAKA ambwira ko ibiciro vyadugijwe kugira turonke impamba tuzoganukana; nkibotine yigisoda igurwa ama dollar abiri mwayiharuye kuri dollar mirongumunani! Mirongumunani! Quatre vingt dollars i botine yigisoda! Aho simvuze uniforme, bérêts …. Naho ntize ibiharuro vyinshi wumva nari gutahira imiriyoni amajana atanu gusa! Pas question! Anda yose ngaha, zane intambi tumenamwo gutatu!

Petero Nkurunziza: Kusigaye ukara gose ga mwene data. Umviriza, arya mahera harimwo nayamatora y’umugambwe. Nico gituma  urya mu KAKA twamurishe na livraison itaraba. Wewe uravye nkikibazo cokwitoza ubugira gatatu tutaguze abantu bamwe bamwe bo muri système, ntubona ko bazodusesera agatabi canke baturwanye. Nukubanyanyagiza mwo amahera kugira bakazibe imbere ya Congrès du parti…

Dolofo: Mzee ntimumfate nkikijuju!  Nukuri hari ibisigaye bintangaza:Dufatira ingingo hamwe yo gupanga akarere duhereye kwica ababikira bokwa Buyengero, bigoranye mugaca mushaka kubimpindirako jenyene, ariko hageze kugabura amahera ya commande zigisoda n’igipolisi, muca munshira kuruhande. mukazana explications zitumvikana nagato. Marché yamiriyaridi ijana zirenga, niburiburi dusigarana imiriyaridi mirongitanu yokugabura. None ndonka intica ntikize ya cinq cent millions? Cinq cents millions gusa? Sha mwarabonye ko ntize guharura basi! Ebana tureke imikino dusabikanye, nayahandi ibara rirarwa.

Bunyoni: Bagenzi ukuntu mbona dusigaye duhazana ni agasema! Abavuze ko amaraso azohava aseseka muri ibi bihe hagati yacu, ntibabeshe! Ahubwo nyabuna twibande kuri gestion yikikibazo cabarya babikira babatariyano na Bob . Rebe inama nshingamateka y’ ibihugu vya Buraya ihejeje gusohora résolution yagacamutwe. Abaserukira ibihugu vyabo ngaha bakurakuranwa kuraba Bob i Muramvya gusumba uko baraba Kavakure. Sinduhije nguyo i Roma kutwimbira  icobo…

Dolofo: Mafu! Ntaco ivyo vyose bimbarira jewe!

Nkurunziza: Ahubwo nayo mahera dushobora nokutaronka ingene tuyarya turavye nabi!

Dolofo: Kuriyo noti, nta discussions nyinshi! Mutaretse kundyamira ndakoma induru! Ndatabaza Olucome mama yangu!

Nkurunziza: Wasaze!

Dolofo: Iyi dossier yiyi marché yimiriyaridi ijana zirenga muyifyinyeko, iraduhitana twese! Singomba rero kuzira amahera ntariye! Zane tugabure basha. Ahandi ho kombona nubutegetsi bwacu busa nuburiko buranyerera, barayidutsindako!

Nkurunziza: Hamagara wa mu KAKA twahaye marché (abwiye Bunyoni) kuko ndabona bikomeye! Ntidupfe ubusa! Amunguranka niyo mazituvya.

( Hatungimana Léonidas alias Tout Autre arinjiye. Ikiganiro giciye gihinduka)

Ikiganiro catororokanijwe na Pancrace CIMPAYE.

CITATION DU 13 FEVRIER 2015

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